Me: “So you like breadsticks?” Girl: “No… Not really” Me: “Haha well I tho-… the fuck you just say?” — The Omg Funny King (@OmgComedy)
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it.
and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like
and I’m like
(Source: naivewolf, via yourhaloisslipping)
When my mom yells at my siblings I’m all like;
Then shes like “AND YOU!” and Im like;
(Source: llollllonfins, via yourhaloisslipping)
My parents say it’s their house but when it’s time to clean it magically becomes my house too.
(via yourhaloisslipping)
